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Charlie Lives!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

Genre: Comedy, Romance

Directed by: Asaad Kelada, Pamela Fryman, Gary Halvorson, James Widdoes, James Burrows, Mark Roberts

Starring: Jon Cryer (Alan Harper), Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), Conchata Ferrell (Berta), Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper), Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper), Ashton Kutcher (Walden Schmidt)

Screenplay: Eddie Gorodetsky, Andrew Aronsohn, James Vallely, Saladin K. Patterson, Eddie Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher

Country: USA

Year: 2003-2015

Score: 71 %

Broadcasted on:

Station available in packages: MINI (7 days catch-up), CLASSIC (7 days catch-up), TOP (7 days catch-up)

List of episodes

Season 1:

(1) Pilot - watch

(2) Big Flappy Bastards - watch

(3) Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell - watch

(4) If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - watch

(6) Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? - watch

(8) Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful - watch

(9) Phase One, Complete - watch

(10) Merry Thanksgiving - watch

(11) Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - watch

(12) Camel Filters and Pheromones - watch

(13) Sarah Like Puny Alan - watch

(14) I Can't Afford Hyenas - watch

(15) Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick - watch

(16) That Was Saliva, Alan - watch

(17) Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats - watch

(18) An Old Flame with a New Wick - watch

(20) Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark - watch

(21) No Sniffing, No Wowing - watch

(22) My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet - watch

(23) Just Like Buffalo - watch

Season 2:

(1) Back Off Mary Poppins - watch

(2) Enjoy Those Garlic Balls - watch

(3) A Bag Full of Jawea - watch

(4) Go Get Mommy's Bra - watch

(5) Bad News from the Clinic - watch

(7) A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana - watch

(8) Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - watch

(9) Yes, Monsignor - watch

(10) The Salmon Under My Sweater - watch

(11) Last Chance to See Those Tattoos - watch

(13) Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów - watch

(14) Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - watch

(18) It Was Mame, Mom - watch

(19) A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise - watch

(21) A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - watch

(22) That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother - watch

(23) Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - watch

Season 3:

(2) Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - watch

(3) Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark - watch

(4) Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs - watch

(5) We Called It Mr. Pinky - watch

(6) Hi, Mr. Horned One - watch

(7) Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop - watch

(8) That Voodoo That I Do Do - watch

(9) Madame and Her Special Friend - watch

(11) Santa's Village of the Damned - watch

(13) Humiliation Is a Visual Medium - watch

(14) Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded - watch

(16) Ergo, the Booty Call - watch

(17) The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer - watch

(18) The Spit-Covered Cobbler - watch

(20) Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro - watch

(21) And the Plot Moistens - watch

(22) Just Once with Aunt Sophie - watch

(24) That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite - watch

Season 4:

(1) Working for Caligula - watch

(2) Who's Vod Kanockers - watch

(5) A Live Woman of Proven Fertility - watch

(6) Apologies for the Frivolity - watch

(7) Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head - watch

(8) Release the Dogs - watch

(9) Corey's Been Dead for an Hour - watch

(10) Kissing Abraham Lincoln - watch

(11) Walnuts and Demerol - watch

(13) Don't Worry, Speed Racer - watch

(15) My Damn Stalker - watch

(16) Young People Have Phlegm Too - watch

(17) I Merely Slept with a Commie - watch

(20) Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot - watch

(24) Prostitutes and Gelato - watch

Season 5:

(2) Media Room Slash Dungeon - watch

(3) Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo - watch

(4) City of Great Racks - watch

(5) Putting Swim Fins on a Cat - watch

(6) Help Daddy Find His Toenail - watch

(8) Is There a Mrs. Waffles? - watch

(10) Kinda Like Necrophilia - watch

(11) Meander to Your Dander - watch

(13) The Soil is Moist - watch

(18) If My Hole Could Talk - watch

(19) Waiting for the Right Snapper - watch

Season 6:

(1) Taterhead Is Our Love Child - watch

(3) Damn You, Eggs Benedict - watch

(5) A Jock Strap in Hell - watch

broadcasted 5.12. (6) It's Always Nazi Week - watch

broadcasted 5.12. (8) Pinocchio's Mouth - watch

broadcasted 6.12. (11) The Devil's Lube - watch

broadcasted 7.12. (12) Thank God for Scoliosis - watch

broadcasted 7.12. (13) I Think You Offended Don - watch

broadcasted 8.12. (14) David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie - watch

broadcasted 8.12. (15) I'd Like to Start with the Cat - watch

broadcasted 9.12. (16) She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime - watch

broadcasted 9.12. (17) The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? - watch

broadcasted 10.12. (19) The Two Finger Rule - watch

broadcasted 11.12. (20) Hello, I am Alan Cousteau - watch

broadcasted 11.12. (21) Above Exalted Cyclops - watch

(22) Sir Lancelot's Litter Box - watch

(24) Baseball Was Better with Steroids - watch

Season 7:

(3) Mmm, Fish. Yum. - watch

(4) Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator - watch

(6) Give Me Your Thumb - watch

(8) Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. - watch

(10) That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' - watch

(11) Warning, It's Dirty - watch

(12) Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste - watch

(13) Yay, No Polyps - watch

(15) Aye, Aye, Captain Douche - watch

(16) Tinkle Like a Princess - watch

(17) I Found Your Moustache - watch

(18) Ixnay on the Oggie Day - watch

(19) Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave - watch

(20) I Called Him Magoo - watch

(22) This Is Not Gonna End Well - watch

Season 8:

(2) A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer - watch

(5) The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel - watch

(6) Twanging Your Magic Clanger - watch

(7) The Crazy Bitch Gazette - watch

(9) A Good Time in Central Africa - watch

(10) Ow, Ow, Don't Stop - watch

(11) Dead from the Waist Down - watch

(12) Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead - watch

(13) Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup - watch

(14) Lookin' for Japanese Subs - watch

(16) That Darn Priest - watch

Season 9:

(1) Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt - watch

(2) People Who Love Peepholes - watch

(3) Big Girls Don't Throw Food - watch

(4) Nine Magic Fingers - watch

(5) A Giant Cat Holding a Churro - watch

(7) Those Fancy Japanese Toilets - watch

(9) Frodo's Headshots - watch

(10) A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes - watch

(12) One False Move, Zimbabwe! - watch

(13) Slowly and in a Circular Fashion - watch

(14) A Possum on Chemo - watch

(15) The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack - watch

(16) Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy - watch

(17) Not in My Mouth! - watch

(18) The War Against Gingivitis - watch

(19) Palmdale, Ech - watch

(20) Grandma's Pie - watch

(22) Why We Gave Up Women - watch

(23) The Straw in My Donut Hole - watch

(24) Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! - watch

Season 10:

(1) I Changed My Mind About the Milk - watch

(2) A Big Bag of Dog - watch

(3) Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt - watch

(5) That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam - watch

(6) Ferrets, Attack! - watch

(7) Avoid the Chinese Mustard - watch

(8) Something My Gynecologist Said - watch

(9) I Scream When I Pee - watch

(10) One Nut Johnson - watch

(11) Give Santa a Tail-Hole - watch

(12) Welcome to Alancrest - watch

(13) Grab a Feather and Get in Line - watch

(14) Run, Steven Staven! Run! - watch

(15) Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It - watch

(16) Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby - watch

(17) Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries - watch

(18) The 9:04 from Pemberton - watch

(21) Another Night with Neil Diamond - watch

(22) My Bodacious Vidalia - watch

(23) Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped - watch

Season 11:

(1) Nangnangnangnang - watch

(2) I Think I Banged Lucille Ball - watch

(3) This Unblessed Biscuit - watch

(4) Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank - watch

(5) Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 - watch

(6) Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants - watch

(7) Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie - watch

(8) Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. - watch

(9) Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer - watch

(10) On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! - watch

(11) Tazed in the Lady Nuts - watch

(12) Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. - watch

(13) Bite me, Supreme Court - watch

(14) Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe - watch

(15) Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin - watch

(16) How to Get Rid of Alan Harper - watch

(17) Welcome Home, Jake - watch

(18) West Side Story - watch

(19) Lan mao shi zai wuding shang - watch

(20) Lotta Delis in Little Armenia - watch

(21) Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot - watch

(22) Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead - watch

Season 12:

(1) The Ol' Mexican Spinach - watch

(2) A Chic Bar in Ibiza - watch

(3) Glamping in a Yurt - watch

(4) Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight - watch

(5) Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. - watch

(6) Alan Shot a Little Girl - watch

(7) Sex with an Animated Ed Asner - watch

(8) Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey - watch

(9) Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey - watch

(10) Here I Come, Pants! - watch

(11) For Whom the Booty Calls - watch

(12) A Beer-Battered Rip-Off - watch

(13) Boompa Loved His Hookers - watch

(14) Don't Give a Monkey a Gun - watch

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