Season 1:
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Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
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Poker, Faith and Eggs
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A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
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A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
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A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
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A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
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Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
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An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
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Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
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A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
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Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
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Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
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Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
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Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
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A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
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Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
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A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
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Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
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Season 2:
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A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
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A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
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A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
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A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
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A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
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Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
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Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
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An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
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Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
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A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
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A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
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A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
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A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
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A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
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A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
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Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
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A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
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A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
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A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
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A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
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A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
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Season 3:
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Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
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A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
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An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
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Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip
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A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
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A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
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Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
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The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
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A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
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Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib
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A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
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Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
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Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
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A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
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A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
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An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
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A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
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A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
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A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
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A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
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Season 4:
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A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
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Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
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Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
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A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
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A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
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An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
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Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
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Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
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A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
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A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
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The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
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Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
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A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
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A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
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A Black Hole
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The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
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Season 5:
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One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
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Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
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Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
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Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
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Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
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Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
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An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
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The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
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The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
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An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
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A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
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A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
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A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
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A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
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A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
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A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
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A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
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Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
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A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
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Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
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White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
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A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
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Season 6:
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Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
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Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
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Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
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Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
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A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
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An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
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A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
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Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
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College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
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Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
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Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
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A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
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A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
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Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
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A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
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A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
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Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
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A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
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German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
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A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
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Season 7:
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A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
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A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
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Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker
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A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy
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Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
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A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
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An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
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A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby
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Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage
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A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture
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